Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
