i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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