He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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