I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
