Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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