I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Duck Duck Cougar?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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