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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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