okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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