cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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