He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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