So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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