dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Come on in and take your pants off
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