So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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