Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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