i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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