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you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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