I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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