Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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