i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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