Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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