Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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