so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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