I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am mentally ready for anal.
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