ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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