I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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