Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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