i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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