i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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