You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
