I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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