i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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