even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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