I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
