I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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