google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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