her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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