is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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