I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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