Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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