I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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