He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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