Me too!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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