Whoa Z and x make the same sound
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Every concussion has its silver lining
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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