Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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