they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
