you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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