you traded sex for a burrito?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
