When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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