im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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