he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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