Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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