If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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