The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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