I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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