Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I pour the whiskey from now on
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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